more funnies.

Gaige -

"Are you a boy or a girl?" he asked the little boy with shoulder length hair at the park.

"Why do flies eat poop? Maybe it's because they get to eat it for dessert after they eat all of their dinner."

He has also done some funny things but I won't write about them because they were not funny at the time...I actually cried because I couldn't believe he would actually do such things.

Bentley -

"Try harder." he said to Gaige when he was having trouble playing a game on a phone in the Sprint store last night.

"Dad you're slow!" when he kicked the soccer ball at the beach today and Matt didn't run to get it.

"Why are your legs so chubby?" He asked me at the pool the other day.

"It's not ok to call people fat, but it's ok to say it to your mom." he said to me. I disagreed.

"I love your big belly! I love fat people!" he said when he saw me in my sportsbra the other day (don't worry I wasn't working out).

"Why do flies eat poop?" I think they eat poop because they don't like to eat pee."

"How is your baby going to get out of your belly?" I pled the fifth.