questions.

Here are some questions/comments that I hear often regarding my babies.

1. "Are they twins?" Generally this doesn't matter as long as you have 2 babies in the same stroller. Even if they are totally different sizes or even a different race people really are that dumb. Next time my answer will be: "Yes, but one is a midget."

2. "How far apart are they?" or "How old are they?" Along with this comment comes a face of disbelief and sometimes horror. Yesterday a lady in the mall followed my answer with this question: "Do you need a babysitter?" Ya, like I would let some crazy lady in the mall babysit my children!

3. "I don't know how you do it." Ummmm, thanks for reminding me that sometimes my life sucks. Sometimes I hardly remember how hard it is and need to be reminded. And really it isn't that bad. Usually men make this comment and then follow it up with a story about the one child they have that is 5 years old. Thanks for the encouragement!

4. "Wow, you brought the whole family!" We got this one last night when we went to dinner. What? Like we were going to leave one of them home? Give be a break!